Weird Dinners I Have Recently Eaten


1. 1 can of tuna with an entire avocado, lemon juice and black pepper

2. String cheese and pretzels

3. Pecan gelato, a peanut butter-flavored protein bar and Laughing Cow red wax blob of cheese

4. Whole wheat crackers and hummus

5. 2 containers of plain Chobani yogurt, 1/3 pound of grilled salmon

I think I need to hire a private chef to get back on track.