Weird Dinners I Have Recently Eaten

1. 1 can of tuna with an entire avocado, lemon juice and black pepper

2. String cheese and pretzels

3. Pecan gelato, a peanut butter-flavored protein bar and Laughing Cow red wax blob of cheese

4. Whole wheat crackers and hummus

5. 2 containers of plain Chobani yogurt, 1/3 pound of grilled salmon

I think I need to hire a private chef to get back on track.

Published by zoe aarsen

i am an illustrator, a cat herder and an all-around troublemaker residing in los angeles. i write and read stories about scary things.

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