These are things in life that I would like to cease.
1) The commercial for The Conjuring coming on TV when I’m home alone. Not cool, for real.
2) Neighbors shooting off fireworks in advance of July 4. During daylight hours. On weekdays.
3) This humidity.
4) Justin Bieber with the pet monkeys. Come on, man.
5) Men in my apartment building leaving excessive lint in the laundry room dryer lint traps. Lint causes fires, gentlemen. We all know that drying clothes creates lint and it’s not like women protect the secret of how to clean the trap like it’s the lost ark or something. Don’t play dumb. I’m tired of touching your lint!